Chinese Girl
Had sex with a Chinese girl last night, she said she never had sex with a black man before… I normally wouldn’t believe but she speaks enough English to have a conversation without misunderstanding me and she only been on US land for about 2 months…
bottom line she started saying she loved me when I was peter panning that pussy
peter pan that pussy: take her away from home at night, send her body in flight, take her to never ever land, make that pussy feel young again
got her number… licking her ears makes her crazy
To celebrate the 38th anniversary of the liberation of Da Nang, the government of Vietnam has constructed the world’s largest dragon-shaped bridge over the Han River. Not only is it the steel bridge the largest of its type in the world, but it is covered in over 2,500 LED lights - and it breathes fire!
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The Himba wear little clothing, but the women are famous for covering themselves with otjize, a mixture of butter fat and ochre. The mixture gives their skins a reddish tinge. This symbolizes earth’s rich red color and the blood that symbolizes life, and is consistent with the Himba ideal of beauty.
Different cultures and their ideas of beauty are probably one of my favorite things
She is really pretty.
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BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
This is actually making me cry. Bless this post.
Crying
truth is Walt didn’t think of these ideas till later… while on drugs
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fucking mattresses how they do work
FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.
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Dubai, city of the world’s tallest building, has equipped police with $400,000 Lamborghini sports cars.
Major General Khamis Mattar Al Mazeina said that a fleet of Lamborghinis had been obtained by the Dubai police for use at main tourist sites.
“The aim is to reflect the reputation of the emirate and the high stature it achieved,” Mazeina said.”It will also help promote tourism and showcase the security role the Dubai police plays in safeguarding the city,” he added.
Read more: http://reut.rs/17vQ3xW
Photos: REUTERS/Dubai Police Media handout
Early Saturday night in NY.
Good night world.
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